Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket. 

• me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
• me: ew
• dad: what?
• me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
• dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
• me: what year was the model?
• dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
• me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
• dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
• me: why didn't you?
• dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
• me: that sucks.
• dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
• me: why not?
• dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
• me: what was his name?
• dad: john.

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

Reblog if your a hunter then check your ask. 

blond-demon:

blond-demon:

You’ll see soon enough.

Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes

 

No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*

cuddleswithhiddles:

sinner-of-envy:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Me as the leader of a group project..

The most accurate thing ever, oh my god.

Additional: 

tea-tears-and-bbc:

ballerina-austin:

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her. 

definitelyafangirl:

patruelesfratresomnes:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

whenigrowupiwannabeadonut:

suckmyberries:

IT’S LIKE GIVING AN AWARD TO A BABY OSTRICH 

moffat’s and sue’s faces tho

riddle-my-hiddles:

brosephgordon-levitt:

HE GETS IT

rdj understands

apatheticghost:

today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men” 

tea-tears-and-bbc:

#Ignore me while I pretend he’s talking to me bye

bemynaturalhigh:

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby