One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
#actors who are their characters
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT
Were you on a party?
i wish i had a button that screamed “FUCK THAT” in johanna mason’s voice to carry around with me at all times